7:10 PM Saturday View

Only morons want to go out on a Saturday night.

I’ll try to establish a fourth position on the Israelis and Palestinians. The third is “not my circus; not my monkeys!” Having lived with awareness of this conflict I’ve become weary and adopted the third position. Now, having heard both sides, I’ll take a fourth position. How about they both lose? Palestinians are too barbaric to do anything with freedom; Israelis are annoyingly like modern Europeans and Americans.

Name a country that starts with F. Flatulence.

Name a country that start with G. Gonorhea.

Best answer to a tik tok math question? Raquel Welch.

Best answer to a question about a movie starting a black actor? Denzel Washington.